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Ayoko: Webfic allGerald saw Rosalynn as nothing more than a casual fling.To him, she was barely a mistress.But one day Rosalynn said to him, "It's over. You're just a tool of vengeance to me."In this instant, Gerald felt unsettled. Later, at Rosalynn's engagement party, he stared at her, his eyes filled with resentment."Rosalynn, you provoked me first..."
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Ayoko: Webfic allWithin the esteemed Ashford family, a tiny tyrant is doted upon like royalty, a fact known far and wide."Spare her? Sure, but she must come and apologize to me personally!" Ivy said, her face blooming with dimples as she laughed.She prided herself on unmatched cunning... until..."Your beauty's overrated." He glanced from the photo to her, his assessment brutally honest."I think you're the one who's severely vision-impaired!""Vain.""Cecil Warrington! Ever heard of speaking with a little grace?!""Your figure? At best, you're a flat bean," he declared, utterly unfazed.Fuming, she stormed off, overturning the table as she left.Flat bean yourself, your whole family's flat beans!Later, the normally formidable and aloof Mr. Warrington was found silently kneeling on durians."Dare to love me?""On what grounds?"Cecil's lips curved in a smile, pulling her into his embrace."Because I love you."He kissed her tenderly on the lips."I have harbored affection for you... through countless moons and countless tides..."
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Ayoko: Webfic allDuring the summer of the year Stephen Clayton turned 18, Natasha Smith, his crush, called him and asked him to confess to her. He arrived at the agreed meeting spot with a bouquet of roses, only to realize he'd been pranked as part of a game of truth or dare.Stephen felt like his youth died on that day. Then, in the winter of the year he was 36, he died in an accident. As the life trickled out of him, he thought about the seven years he'd wasted on Natasha, feeling indignant.Then, he was reborn and returned to the summer he turned 18.In this life, Stephen no longer wants to be a bootlicker. He finds himself again and meets Bailey Young, a woman who deserves all the love in the world.They're getting closer to falling for each other when Natasha comes running."Why are you ignoring me, Stephen? Can we go back to how things used to be? I was wrong, Stephen. I do have feelings for you…"Stephen tucks his hands into his pockets. "You treated me like trash when I pursued you. Why are you crying now that I've stopped?"Bailey says, "Even the breeze is warm and comfy when you're around, Stephen!"
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Ayoko: Webfic all" You're a virgin? " He asked, looking incredulous amidst the heat of passion. He paused at her already wet entrance and peered up at her. She nodded, avoiding his penetrating gaze." Fuck! Why didn't you tell me this before you signed the contract?" He probed further. " You signed it even when you knew your virginity was at stake?" " Is it really worth it?" He asked again. Carla ignored his second question and said, " It didn't matter then and it doesn't matter now. I'm gonna lose it sooner or later. It's inevitable ". Her look turned into a seductive one, " Now let's do this, I'm fucking wet and ready " She said in a seductive voice.
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Ayoko: Webfic SOLD TO THE WRONG MAN!
When Amelia's world is invaded, she finds herself on sale at a slave market. Across the sea of faces, she meets a pair of green eyes and there is an immediate connection.
Just as the green-eyed man is poised to purchase her, she is sold to Arkan Rikash, the man responsible for the invasion and subsequent slavery of her people.
Hero, villain, hunter, enemy, lover – Arken Rikash is all these things. Leader of the dominant males of his planet, he is on a quest to save his people.
Amelia is strangely drawn and tied to Rikash as she learns to navigate his demands upon her body and his mercurial moods.
But the green-eyed man re-enters Amelia’s life, beginning a tangled love triangle that spans two worlds, two wars, and a court of intrigue.
In a species of beautiful monsters, villains are heroes and lovers are enemies.
Will there be a happy ending for anyone?
** This is a dark romance featuring non-con, dub-con, M/M and M/F/M scenes, violence and anti-heroes **
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Ayoko: Webfic allShe was forced to accept a marriage proposal from a strange billionaire to pay her huge debt and to take back her inheritance left to him when her mother died. Nathan’s lawyer handed her the documents, including the marriage certificate. Things were moving much faster than she had imagined they would, and everything happening seemed too easy. Too good to be true - a voice in her mind cried out - Be careful! It’s a trap! If it was a trap, though, it was very cleverly hidden.Crystal contemplated the proposal for a moment before addressing Mike, his lawyer. “I only have two questions,” she said. “The first question is this: if I sign it, does it mean that I don’t need to pay my debt?”Mike: “Yes. And your second question...?” Crystal: “Okay, I haven’t reached the legal age for marriage yet, so even if I sign it, it won’t take effect. Is that right?”Nathan quickly raised his hand and said, “If I say that it is effective, no one will dare to say that it isn’t. Do you believe that?”“I suppose so,” Crystal admitted. She hesitated for a moment, and then she signed the marriage certificate. Months later, she asked for a divorce from him. He stared at her in silence, then he uttered, “Have I ever told you how much I love you?” “What does that have to do with our divorce?” Crystal asked.“I’m only asking because I care about you,” Nathan murmured.Suddenly, tears began to stream down Nathan’s face. “I’ll be happy if you say that you care about me,” Nathan continued. “Why must you torture me this way? Haven’t I done enough to prove my love for you?”She was stunned hearing his confession and the words stuck in her throat. Nathan carried on with his little speech. He said, “I have died once, and the fear of death has no hold on me. But if you admit that you care for me, then I will live for you! So, please, love me once, and I will be at your disposal!”
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Ayoko: Webfic The man I loved pushed me onto the operating table and deflowered me with cold instruments.
"Have your own children? You really don't know how disgusted I would feel whenever touching you. " Because of his words, I almost died. But this man played around with my half-sister and planned to kill me.
Marcus, I loved you deeply, but in the end, the rest of my life became so miserable because of you.
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Ayoko: Webfic RomanceAfter getting drunk at a wedding party, Summer Hart had spent a night with a man. She then found herself pregnant after that. She wanted to keep the child, but the man had other plans. She tried to run away but was caught. "If you want to keep the child, marry me. We'll divorce after two years, and meanwhile, don't touch me—not even holding hands," the man said, backing her into a corner. She found the man utterly shameless. 'Holding hands? Dream on.' After the marriage, the man said, "I know you are scared. Let's sleep together tonight." "I'm not scared." "I saw you in a dream and heard you say you're scared and want to sleep with me." "Have you no shame, Mark Valentine?" "Shame? What is shame?"
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Ayoko: Webfic allMarried for three years, we barely knew each other. Who would have guessed that my stepmom, in her twisted quest for power, would sell me off like a pawn? And then it happened — on that fateful morning, I woke up next to a complete stranger. My instinct screamed to run, but little did I know I had just messed with the last man on Earth I should have tangled with.From that moment, my life plunged into a living hell, forced “cohabitation” from the darkest depths of despair. I foolishly believed it would end when his beloved woman resurfaced, only to discover the startling truth about his true identity. The day finally arrived when I realized he was none other than my long-lost husband, absent from my life for three agonizing years!So what did I do? I left him a divorce letter and hightailed it outta there. But guess what? Just two weeks later, he bloody captured me again, leaving me dumbfounded and clueless about how to react. And then, out of nowhere, this arrogant prick dropped to his knees. His eyes, dark like obsidian, held a fervent gaze as he pled, "Will you give me one more chance?"
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Ayoko: Webfic WerewolfRiven Adams is strongminded, confident, loving and fierce. Everything an Luna should be.Zaden King is is strong, dangerous and ruthless. Everything an Alpha should be."Don't play with fire mi amor. You're sure to get burned ." I knew his words were meant to be threatening but I took it as a challenge . I turned around and ran my fingers through his smooth hair, I pulled him down to my eye level, our faces too close I could feel his breath and his intense gaze on my lips."You can't get burned if you hold the power of an entire ocean."
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Ayoko: Webfic RomanceWhen they met again, she had already become his wife, but he cruelly mocked her. "Lindsey Juhl, you’re not good enough!" After two years of contemplation, she finally saw through this man and left him. But why did this man suddenly chase after her when she was a thousand miles away?
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Ayoko: Webfic I looked down at his lips, only to realize that his lips has curled up into a smirk. Oops, he caught me staring, yet again "Are you done ogling?" He asked smirking. "I...um... I am." What did I just say? "Its fine... just marry me." He said with complete seriousness in his tone. Wait what? --------------------------------------------------------------- Meet Xander Reynolds, 28 and CEO of Reynolds builders. Your typical ruthless and arrogant billionaire. He loves only his money and his sister. He'd do anything to win and get his money. He even went as far as getting married to his new personal assistant for the sake of a contract. Also meet Nichole Winston, 24, and a really beautiful woman, who doesn't even know it. Aside from being beautiful, she is also nice and caring. She loves her father so much that she agreed to a marriage of convenience just to get him treated. What happens when these two individuals are joined in holy matrimony that's to last for six months? Will the saying opposite attract work with them or will they find love from different individuals? To find that out, you're gonna have to read this.
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Ayoko: Webfic allWhen Lyla Lowe returned from overseas, she was 26 years old and was already a mother of two. Little did she know that she would encounter that man she met seven years ago. Be it fortunate or otherwise, the man did not recognize her. However, one of the two little kids at home, the elder one, looked exactly like him! How could she not be discovered? “Mister? Don’t you think I look like someone?” asked a little cutesy girl who was looking all too mischievous but tried her best to act cute. The man answered, “You don’t just look like her, you’re exactly like her!” “Hehehe! In that case, we have someone in our home who looks exactly like you!”
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Ayoko: Webfic allGrace Mitchell is a young woman who is partially deaf. She's rejected by the rich and abandoned by her mother at birth.Despite being married for three years, her husband, Luther Harrison, has never acknowledged her as his wife. His friends call her a deaf woman, and everyone can mock and insult her.Her mother-in-law says, "You should just stay at home instead of embarrassing yourself since you're disabled."One day, Luther's true love returns to the country and declares her possession of him. "Has he ever told you that he loves you? He used to say it to me all the time, but I only thought he was immature. Still, I'm back now to win his heart again."Grace listens quietly and thinks back on the three years she's spent with Luther. Suddenly, she realizes she's been wrong the whole time.She and Luther have only been married for three years, but she's loved him for 12 years. Yet it all turns out to be a mistake. Grace can't handle it when everything comes crashing down."I'm sorry to have wasted your time, Mr. Harrison. Let's divorce," she says.However, Luther locks her up at home. "You're only leaving over my dead body!"
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Ayoko: Webfic "Oh, you have got to be kidding me!" I seethed.
Harper's mouth fell open. "Did he just say what I think he said?"
I blew out a huff of air through my nose in aggravation. "Yep."
All I saw was the word the dog mouthed, but in the end, that's all I needed to see to make it seem like the end of my world.
The word that made my life SO complicated from that point on was...
'Mate'
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Maria lives in House Crimson as one of the highest-ranking vampires of her house. The second, to be precise. It's not because she's fought in countless wars, or lived so many hundreds of years, or can make people bend to her will with a threatening glare. She hasn't/doesdon't do any of those things. She's only 17.
Her rank might have something to do with her bad@ss nature and undeniable knack for leadership, but who's to say for sure?
Nevertheless, she's only second to the master and mistress themselves, who also happens to be her aunt and uncle.
Yeah... not great leaders, those two. They're cowards who abandon their house after the first signs of an invasion. Disgraceful.
Now, Maria is left to try and fix things on her own with the werewolf invaders. But of course, there will be. . . complications along the way.
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Ayoko: Webfic all"Can anyone else make you feel the way I make you feel Elodia?" He whispered roughly and seductively while trailing numerous kisses down her exposed neck.A loud moan escaped her as she held him tightly, "No…. No one could''. Her want for him intensified.His playful smile turned into a devilish smirk, "I'm going to make you mine, Elodia. You are MINE…."Beneath the veil of the blood moon, a prophecy trembles the world of the supernatural, a battle to be held between two wolves to determine the fate of the wolf-kind.Amidst the rise of the chosen White Wolf born to bring balance to the wolf-kind and ruins to the Black Wolves who have ruled with a cruel iron fist.Elodia Simpson's human life is flipped upside down with her ex-boyfriend, Xavier Boris's ultimate betrayal; which ushers her into the center of a forbidden love with the wolf king, Wulvric Cador, the King of the black wolves.Would the dark secrets of such a cruel being's past start lurking, waiting to be mined?
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Ayoko: Webfic Shhh don't raise your voice at me dollface",he says and fists my hair pulling it tightly."your family ours is too much, your brother will substitute for Federico",.
" That will never happen over my dead body,you bastard, you're out of you mind if you think I'll let that bat shit crazy mother of yours raise my brother",I say despite feeling my skull painful burn from him pulling my hair.
"I don't like this smart mouth of yours,a woman should never speak unnecessarily and should agree with her husband but you are one disobedient little bitch",he says and pushes me to the ground.
" I never asked to be your wife you forced me, I'm not the one the killed your brother,I was never there!",I yell as tears stream down my face,they can't take away my brothers I won't let them.
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Ayoko: Webfic allOn her birthday, Vicky Shaw's beloved husband, Tyler Hart, was found to be having a candle light dinner with his childhood sweetheart. The birthday present he gave her was a text message requesting a divorce.During their three years of marriage, she did everything she could to keep him with her, throwing all the beds in the other rooms when he was not in the house so he had nowhere else to sleep other than with her.After a fateful car crash, however, she had amnesia and was no longer the woman who loved him deeply. When Tyler finally visited her in the hospital, the first thing he asked was to get her to agree to the divorce. The new Vicky agreed immediately.Everyone knew how much the old Vicky loved Tyler. Only Tyler knew he had loved her dearly.
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Ayoko: Webfic Marian was not ambitious and the only aspiration she had was to lead an idyllic life in the countryside, like farming and picking flowers. But her grandpa didn’t allow her to do so.
He asked her to come back to the urban area by all means and required her to inherit an enormous fortune, while at the same time arranging her to engage with the son of the richest man.
Thereafter, Marian started her journey to force others to eat humble pies.
She graduated from an Ivy school with a straight-A performance at the age of 16, becoming the youngest graduate in the history of the school, but her sister said she was a poor student?
She was the leader of the league of top-class Hacker elites in the world, but her brother called her a newbie?
She had been on top of the “list of top investors in the stock market” for ten consecutive years, but her mom said it was a waste of money to raise her.
Even the chairmen of five top-level consortiums eagerly wanted her to work as their investment counsellor, but her dad called her a country girl?
She was well versed in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, wine appreciation, flower arrangement as well as tea!
James said, “Come on, this is the pen. Write down what you can’t achieve.”
Three hours later…
Marian yelled excitedly, “I got an answer.”
James thought to himself triumphantly: Clever girl, you’re finally baffled by something!
Marian looked at him with self-complacence, “I can’t love you.”
James was choked up.
[a bigoted and scheming male lead VS. a capable female lead]
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Ayoko: Webfic all"Hi. I'd like to apply for migration." Esme Shepherd stands before a counter and passes the documents she's prepared to the staff member behind it.The staff member soon stamps her documents and hands her another document. "Your application will be processed within 15 days, miss. Please wait for an update."Esme nods and turns to leave. Then, she hears the employees whispering behind her."Are my eyes deceiving me? Why is Mrs. Jabs here to apply for migration? Have she and Mr. Jabs gotten into a fight?""I don't think she'd go to this extent over a fight, right? Mr. Jabs is known for doting on her to no end. What could he possibly have done to make her do something so extreme?""You're right about that. Mr. Jabs threw her a wedding so grand that it stunned the world five years ago—even I heard about it when I'm the type who doesn't surf the web. Three years ago, Mrs. Jabs got into an accident and needed a blood transfusion, but the hospital didn't have her blood type."Mr. Jabs had more than half his blood extracted for her despite everyone's protests—fortunately, he managed to save her. A year ago, Mrs. Jabs went missing for one hour. Mr. Jabs was so panicked that he mobilized people all over the world to search for her. He'll go mad if she leaves him without a word…"Esme curls her lip at the speculation. The mockery in her eyes intensifies.It seems the whole world knows how deeply Isaiah Jabs loves her.
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Ayoko: Webfic all"I've made up my mind, Aunt Becca. I'll leave the Blair family and live with you abroad."Rebecca Rhodes sounded relieved and pleased on the other end of the line as she said, "I'm glad to hear that, Callie! I'll immediately arrange your visa application—it'll take about a month. Use this time to meet with your friends, okay?"It'll probably be hard for you to see them once you settle down in Zephyria. Have a nice farewell with them. Oh, and don't forget about your Uncle Spencer. He raised you, so you have to be thankful to him for that."Callie made a sound of acknowledgment. After hanging up, she left the balcony and returned to the living room. Her gaze subconsciously landed on the photo on the table.
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Ayoko: Webfic His eyes traveled all over my body, from head to toe. It made me self-conscious for some reason.
"The dress fits you well," then he paused and murmured, looking at the floor. "I
was wondering if you'd like it or not." "Huh?"
His head turned to me again as if he was freed from a trance.
"So now will you tell me what I have to do for you, sir?" I said sarcastically. "What?" He looked at me with surprise.
"What? You have to have some purpose for keeping me here by force," I said, pressing on the last two words.
He paused for a few seconds and then the lamest thing I could have ever imagined came out of his mouth.
"Yes, you are here to serve me," he stated blankly.
"What? Did I hear you right? You knocked me out, kidnapped my sister, and
blackmailed me into coming here just to be your servant?" I cried out in disbelief.
A smirk began to settle on his face as he took in my reaction. He was enjoying this absurdity even more!
"Yes, dear. You are here to serve me. From now on, you will be with me 24 hours. All matters regarding me are your responsibility from now on."
This is insane! Is he really a pervert? What is he trying to pull?
"But you already have a lot of servants!" I protested. 'And they're always at your beck and call too! Why the hell would you have me kidnapped for this? And who gives new clothes and breakfast in bed to a servant?"
This was driving me crazy. Was he playing with me? Probably, a rotten rich vampire prince playing for fun. But I was not going to play hooky with him. No way!
He kidnapped her sister and forced her to be with him. She waited for the right time to get herself and her sister free. But when the time will come, will she want to get away from him?
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Ayoko: Webfic Logan Nielsen
Logan Christopher Nielsen is the future king of Denmark. He will take over his father's throne when he turns 25 and before that he has to find his bride. When he turned 18, he had to move to London to go undercover.
Amanda Estelle
Just a basic poor girl living in London with her father. Her grandfather disowned her dad for not wanting to take over the family business, just because he wanted to be an artist. They're poor but they're happy.
Logan and Amanda met each other at school. Amanda was always the lonely girl when Logan was busy trying not to stand out in the crowd. He saw her and all he said was.. "You and I will be bestfriends."
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Ayoko: Webfic allIn a world where art and life are intricately woven together, this novel tells the compelling story of Lily, a passionate artist and gallery owner, as she navigates the intricate dance between creativity, love, and motherhood. Supported by her unwavering partner Jason and a tight-knit group of friends and colleagues—including the ever-supportive Sophie and the gifted Marcus—Lily faces the profound challenge of stepping back from her gallery to embrace the joys and trials of raising a child. As Lily searches for a successor who can carry forward her artistic vision, the story explores the delicate balance between personal aspirations and professional commitments. It delves into the bittersweet nature of transformation, revealing the enduring strength of love and the profound impact of true friendship as Lily and her circle grow and evolve.
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Ayoko: Webfic “Sir, the new student got into trouble in class ! They asked you to come !”
I pulled a long face while my Lycan gritted out in my mind.
“That’s our mate, punk !”
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Ever had the shock of your life that the man you hate the most on the first day of college is your foxy hot, male professor and surprise, surprise, surprise- your roommate too ?!
Add to it that he does NOT belong to the human world !
Amidst bitter pasts and complicated relationships is the added fear of the Dark Overlord who is hell bent on destroying the entire supernatural world as well as the human world.
Will the roommates get their act together and finally be one with one another ? Will human laws allow the student-teacher relationship to bloom into a satisfying romance ? Will the last surviving Lycan in the human world be able to avenge the death of its pure blood Lycan pack ? And finally will the Lycan race survive at all?
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Ayoko: Webfic allNatasha Bradley catches her fiancé with her sister right before she's due to marry him!Everyone knows she's love-brained enough that she gave up her blossoming career for him. This time, she wants to catch him red-handed!Would anyone bring paparazzi with them to catch their partner in the act? Would anyone want the world to know she'd been cheated on?Natasha is that person!"I was blind to have fallen in love with an asshole like you, Matthew! This engagement is off—we're over!"The Foster family refuses to accept this. Just then, Matthew's uncle, Zachary Foster, approaches her with a smile. "Since you can't call off the engagement, Ms. Bradley, how about you switch your groom?"
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Ayoko: Webfic allThere are rumors that Ethan Thomas's new wife is extremely ugly, and she is even an ex-convict."If you marry me, you're mine." Ethan stands up from his wheelchair and presses Emily Parker against the wall. "I will protect you."Emily was very confused by the situation.She thought, ‘What happened to him being disabled? If I had known, I wouldn't have married him!’An onlooker exclaimed, “Emily is ugly and has a criminal record. Mr. Thomas will surely dump her sooner or later!"After the divorce, everyone realizes that Emily is a legendary medical genius, top hacker, famous perfumer, elite designer, painting master, and mysterious composer.The world was stunned by her talent.Ethan takes a knee and sincerely begs Emily, "Honey, come home with the child."
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Ayoko: Webfic After suffering all kinds of infertility treatment, Mango was finally pregnant with Nathaniel’s child. But it turned out another woman had already conceived Nathaniel’s child for 5 months. Just after claimed her pregnancy, she was kidnapped by Nathaniel’s bodyguard and almost died in the fire he set. It was universally acknowledged that she was dead. But that’s not true. After five years, Mango came back to Nathaniel’s side as a famous international car designer seeking revenge. Except for a different title, she also had a different face which looked more gorgeous and a different identity, mom. Her son Zion, a four-year-old boy, who shared the same beautiful almond-shaped eyes with Nathaniel was much more mentally mature than the kids of his age and also sought revenge for Nathaniel. However, revenge wasn’t the main purpose of them coming back...
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Ayoko: Webfic Aspen Bailey is what everyone would refer to as a nerd.Her classmates either envy her or despise her because she's best friends with the most popular girl in school.Charlotte Wilder is what everyone would refer to as a bitch.Her classmates love her and want to either date her or be her.Everyone knows that Charlotte and Aspen have been best friends since middle school, so they're cautious about what they say to Aspen.One day Charlotte catches them bullying her so she does what she's best at... being a bitch.What they didn't expect was to develop feelings for each other at one of the worst times ever.Can they handle it? Or do they ruin their friendship forever?
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Ayoko: Webfic allThe night before our divorce, Winston Jones and I go at it like we've lost our minds. We move from the bathroom to the living and then to the balcony; we leave traces of our love everywhere.When we're finished, Winston cries his heart out. "Can we not divorce, darling?"Our three-year-old son gets on his knees before me and holds my hand. "Don't leave, Mommy."I calmly pack my things. "I'm going to live the good life. Stop trying to drag me down, you two losers."…Five years later, Winston becomes Hesperia's richest man, and our son is a world-renowned genius.During a television interview, they sit together and look into the cameras. They say in unison, "We're rich now. Can you please come home?"The next thing they know, the host pushes me onto the stage. I'm skinny to an extreme and disheveled. I smile calmly when I look at Winston and our son. "Do you want to be my sponsor? I'm cheap."The livestream is abruptly cut off, and Winston looks at me icily while holding our son's hand. "You guys have got the wrong person. My wife would never sell herself like a hooker.""Not everyone is worthy of being my mother," my son says.Five years ago, they both had kidney failures. They have no idea that I secretly donated both of mine to them.
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