A Turn Of Events

Azalea. I watched Lisa rummaging through the box of stuff she placed on my bed. “I think I’ve got it—ah, here it is!” She withdrew a bottle of two-in-one shampoo and handed it to me. I turned the bottle around—a marble violet, with Lisa’s name on it. “It’s specially formulated for dry hair. You order it online and then you can select what issues you have with your hair and they custom make the shampoo to fit your needs. And the best part? You get to choose the color and fragrance too.” “Wow, that’s great. Isn’t it expensive though?” “Not at all.” Lisa shook her head. “Anyway, I have a few in stock, so you can use that one.” “Thank you.” I peered at the box piled with toiletries, snacks, and other knickknacks. “You really didn’t have to go through all the trouble to get me all this.” Nonsense,” she waved me off. “You have no idea how happy I am to finally have another woman around. All this testosterone was starting to get to me.” She paused, shooting me an amused look. “Do you know how