Ever Tried A Threesome?

‘Do Not Disturb!’ The boy pointed to a sign over the door. ‘Can’t you read?’ ‘I can read.’ I crossed my arms. ‘And I can hear. I’m staying in the next room. Your girlfriend is making it impossible for me to sleep. Can you tell her to be quiet, please?’ I said please with my words, but my tone said ‘Shut the fuck up.’ I gave him a death stare before turning around to leave. He grabbed my arm. ‘Hey!’ I swatted his hand away. ‘If you can’t sleep, you should join us.’ He winked at me. ‘Ever tried a threesome before?’ I would have been offended if he weren’t so young. He made the offer in the same voice as a kid playing house—‘We’re making sand castles! Grab a shovel and join us!’ I gave him a once-over and clicked my tongue. ‘I don’t think you can handle me, kid.’ He gnashed his teeth. ‘Besides, you’re not my type.’ ‘Oh yeah? What is your type?’ I eyed him up and down, slowly shaking my head, which successfully annoyed him. ‘Not the type that’s wet behind the ears, that’s for sure.’ He had