657: IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT

ARIEL'S POV I couldn't help but feel a sense of dread as Foden's words hung in the air. What kind of problem could he possibly have now? "What's the problem, Foden?" I asked, trying to keep my tone even. "Ariel, it's... it's kind of embarrassing," he stammered. I rolled my eyes. Since I met this guy, he was known for his occasional bouts of drama, so I had to mentally prepare myself for whatever story he was about to spin. "Just tell me, Foden. What happened?" He sighed heavily. "I met this woman at a bar, and we really hit it off. One thing led to another, and we decided to get a hotel room." "Okay..." I said, not sure where this was going. "So, we're in the room, and things are getting pretty heated. We start taking off each other's clothes, and then, out of nowhere, she grabs my wallet and bolts out the door – with my clothes!" I blinked, trying to process what Foden had just told me. "Wait, so you're telling me you're currently naked in a hotel room because a woman stole