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Romance[Having accidentally flirted with a legendary powerhouse, she desperately asked for help on the Internet.]After being betrayed by a scumbag and her elder sister, Catherine swore to become the shameless couple’s aunt! With that, she took an interest in her ex-boyfriend’s uncle.Little did she realize that he was wealthier and more handsome than her ex-boyfriend. From then on, she became a romantic wife to her ex-boyfriend’s uncle and always flirted with him.Although the man would give her the cold shoulder, she did not mind as long as she was able to retain her identity as her ex-boyfriend’s aunt.One day, Catherine suddenly realized that she was flirting with the wrong person!The man who she had been going all out to flirt with was not even the scumbag’s uncle!Catherine went mad. “I’m so done. I want to get a divorce!”Shaun was at a loss for words.What an irresponsible woman she was!If she wanted to get a divorce, then she could just dream on!
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By: Lord LeafallCharlie Wade was the live-in son-in-law that everyone despised, but his real identity as the heir of a prominent family remained a secret. He swore that one day, those who shunned him would kneel before him and beg for mercy, eventually!
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RomanceSix years ago, she was framed by her wicked sister and was abandoned by her then husband while she was pregnant.Six years later, she started anew with a different identity. Oddly, the same man who abandoned her in the past had not stopped pestering her at her front door.“Miss Gibson, what’s your relationship with Mister Lynch?”She smiled and answered nonchalantly, “I don’t know him.”“But sources say that you were once married.”She answered as she tucked her hair, “Those are rumors. I’m not blind, you see.”That day, she was pinned on the wall the moment she stepped in her door.Her three babies cheered, “Daddy said mommy’s eyes are bad! Daddy says he’ll fix it for mommy!”She wailed, “Please let me go, darling!”
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allSavannah was an adorable college student. To revenge her ex-boyfriend, Savannah was boldly intended to kiss a "handsome enough" man and take a video to piss her ex off.However, she chose Callan, the most eligible bachelor in the world.Out of Savannah's prediction, she was teased that she had no idea what a real kiss was. Then the man even taught her in person. In a great panic, Savannah ran away.Savannah left a deep impression on Callan. However, he never thought he would meet Savannah so soon, especially, at the... male toilet!
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By: Rain_RallSophie became limp after an accident while saving an old grandma. Her parents, who resented her, laughed and said, "No one will marry a limping girl. Marry an old man and bring us the dowry money!" She thought her life was useless now.Until, the grandma's handsome grandson appeared with a shocking marriage proposal: "Marry me and I'll help you with your leg surgery!"She was stunned. "But I'm just a poor girl with a limp leg…why would you marry me?”His lips curled up into a smirk. "At least, I'll have a silly girl as my wife."Blinded by desperation and hope, Sophie agreed. Only later did she discover her new husband's true identity.Dominic William, London's most elusive billionaire, notorious for his icy heart and disdain for women.As Sophie navigates Dominic's world, she uncovers the secrets behind his frozen facade. But will their unconventional love overcome the darkness of his past and her own insecurities? Or will his secrets tear them apart?
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allStarry had been a perfect wife for Filip during the 5 years of their marriage. Even Filip's grandma, a very picky woman, was truly satisfied with her grandson's partner. When Starry's childhood sweetheart came back, everyone around Filip reminded him that he should prevent from breaking Starry's heart. But Filip ignored their advice and had to test Starry's limits.One day, Starry handed the divorce paper to him. Filip thought that Starry was so in love with him that one day she would beg him to remarry her. Until later, when Filip accidently found a photo that Starry had been keeping, he realized that he was nothing but a substitute for her.Everyone assumed that Starry loved Filip dearly, but only she knew that she was merely attracted by Filip's face, the face that looked similar to that man.
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all"Mom, Dad, I agree to head home to go on blind dates and get married. I'll be back by the end of this month."It's early spring, so it's still quite chilly. Stephanie Rowell opens the door while speaking on the phone, her soft voice fading with the wind. She pulls her collar tighter around her as she listens to her parents sigh in relief on the other end of the line."Stephanie, our health has been deteriorating over the past few years, and all we want is for you to settle down and be happy. We're glad that you've finally seen the light. When you're back, we'll ask Laura to schedule some suitable men for you."Stephanie's gaze flickers when she hears that her parents are already starting to prepare for her return. She's a little dazed. After chatting for a while longer, she hangs up.She turns back to look at her current place of residence. Then, she heads to her room and starts packing her things.
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allThe richest and most notorious mafia leader in Gasteron, Jared Fender, is deeply in love with Tamara Wesley, a regular nurse.From the moment they first meet, Jared wants nothing more than to cherish Tamara, to make the whole world know that she belongs to him. He will do anything for her.Tamara loves cherry blossoms, so Jared obtains 999 cherry blossom trees and plants them all over Gasteron.When Tamara tells him that she doesn't like it that there was blood on his hands, he makes an oath never to kill again.On the day he confesses his feelings for her, he writes her 99 love letters and organizes a man-made meteor shower all over the globe, spelling out in the sky, "I love you, Tamara Wesley."When he wants to marry her, he endures 99 strokes of the cane from his mafia family. He is willing to give up his position as the next heir of the family and go through the brutal torture with gritted teeth, all for the sake of marrying Tamara."The only person I will ever marry in my life is Tamara Wesley."He loves Tamara so much that he even donates one of his kidneys to her after she got into an accident.This time, however, Jared ties Tamara's father, Fred Wesley, to the bow of his yacht, and it is all for the sake of another woman whom Jared claims is just one of his "toys"—Queenie Lambert."You have three minutes left."If you still refuse to tell me where Queenie is, you can go ahead and fish your father's dead body from the bottom of the sea!"
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allAlexia Vega is framed by her younger sister and carted off to a mental institution. After an accident, she sleeps with a man she doesn't know and gets pregnant.To rid herself of a sin she did not commit, she's forced to marry someone on her sister's behalf. The man is handsome and rich, but he hates her to the core and gives her the cold shoulder."Ha. You're nothing but a materialistic gold digger who took her sister's place in marrying me. You disgust me! You're wrong if you think you're worthy of having a child, you psycho. Abort it!"Alexia endures the humiliation and mockery just so she doesn't end up being sent back to the mental institution.Four months later, her husband sashays into the Reed residence with his arm around her sister. "Get the hell out of here. This is the rightful lady of the Reed household."Alexia is devastated. She leaves the Reed residence.Three years later, she returns to the country with a daughter. Her ex-husband pins her to the wall and says, "I've been searching for you this whole time, honey."She rolls her eyes. "Sorry, but you told me to get the hell out of here. I already did."
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WerewolfWhen I woke up with a hangover, I found a handsome and naked stranger sleeping beside me.---I’m Tanya, a surrogate’s daughter, an omega with no wolf and no scent. On my 18th birthday, when I planned to give my virginity to my boyfriend, I found him sleeping with my sister.I went to the bar to get drunk, and accidentally had a one-night stand with the handsome stranger.I thought he was just an ordinary werewolf, but they said he was Marco, the alpha prince and the most powerful Lycan in our kingdom.‘You slut, you’re pregnant! Fortunately, Rick is kind enough to let you be his mistress and save you from shame.’ my stepmother said, tossing a pregnancy strip on the table.Rick was an old pervert. No she-wolf could keep up with his sexual demand. No she-wolf could survive with him more than 1 year.When I was in despair, Marco came to my rescue. He got down on one knee, took out a ring and said he would marry me.---I thought Marco married me because he loved me, but later I found that was not the truth…
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By: Kennie ReWerewolfMoira wasn't the Luna he wanted. To strengthen the alliance, her father sacrificed her with a classic trap so that she could marry Alpha Jude Hammer from The Night Hunter Pack.The plan worked, but for seven years, Moira felt no happiness or love from Jude. Then, one day, she finds out the reason—Jude has found his fated mate.Heartbroken, especially since she had lost everything, Moira filed for divorce, left the company, and started a new life.***I was startled by the commotion outside the apartment. It was unusually quiet for eight o’clock, and the sound I heard... I decided to check it out.Someone was standing at the door, which I opened hastily to confirm. Instead of peace, I found a new problem.Jude held the door, forcing his way in and locking it. He closed the distance between us, pinning me against the wall, so close that I could feel the warmth of his breath on my face. His strong arms wrapped around my waist, so stiff and tight.My heart skipped a beat, not because of lingering love for him, but because I felt disturbed by his presence."What the hell are you doing here, Jude? You have Bella, don't drag me in. You shouldn't be here," I snapped, but it didn't faze him at all."Screw Bella! I came to confirm something." He moved again, closer, so that our lips almost touched.“Are you drunk? Go home. You will only cause me problems. We'd been divorced, remember?” I said, trying to gently push him away.“What? Divorced? Don’t even think about it, Wifey. I didn't sign it. NEVER. Means, you’re still my wife. You're MINE.”
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allMy CEO boyfriend promises me he'll only fulfill 99 wishes for his injured, amnesiac first love.But when I quietly count the 99th wish, I see him holding her close, his eyes full of tender affection.After that, I no longer pester him when he leaves to take care of her. I only ask for a baby anklet as a keepsake for the child soon to be born.When I mention the baby, his expression softens a little. He says, "When I'm done with this, I'll go with you to pick out baby supplies."I nod gently. "Okay."I don't tell him that a week ago, I already had my lawyer draft our separation agreement.By now, we're already over.
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WerewolfWhen you're the adopted kid and nobody ever liked you,One day, a stunning man stood in front of your door, with flowers and presents in his hands"So you are the lost kid of Mr.Wilson？""...sorry? What?""I’m your fiancé. "Wait…Wilson…The Billionaire Wilson？And…You're only 18.
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allIn a banquet hall filled with distinguished guests, Jason Ford is the center of attention. Everyone is congratulating him for being selected by a renowned director to be the star of his next movie despite debuting not too long ago.Sirius Ford was originally supposed to be in his place. He stands in a corner of the room and finally makes up his mind. "I want to return to my original world, System."The system is surprised. "What? Your target, Maisie Seaworth's affinity for you has already reached 99%. You'll complete your mission once it hits 100%—don't you have a wish to make? You're so close to the end. Don't you want to give it one more shot?"Sirius shakes his head bitterly. "No. I just want to go home."Maisie increased her investment in the movie by tenfold to get the director to switch him out for Jason. Even now, she stuck by Jason's side, refusing to leave him as she gazed at him with love and tenderness.It's only now that Sirius understands certain things don't work out just because one works hard enough. He's not maxing out her affinity for him, no matter how hard he tries.The system sighs. "It's such a waste. You're just 1% away from changing your fate… Anyway, your request has been submitted, and you can leave this world in a month. Take this time to reconsider, Sirius. You can change your mind at any moment."
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allHazel was a single clothes designer, who loves her sister's fiance.She had a one-night stand with a hot stranger after her sister's engagement.As soon as she woke up in the hotel suite, she slipped away quietly, not knowing the man on her bed was Regan, the president of Morris Group, who hates to be touched by women.Regan kept finding Hazel and swore he would punish this bold girl and made her live in hell.Hazel never thought she would meet Regan in the striptease club when she was on the stage.Regan took her away and imprisoned her in his bed."Before I get bored with you, you have to do what I want.""For now, I want you!"
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allGeorge caught Sigrid's boyfriend sleeping with his fiancee. To punish his fiancee, George said that Sigrid is going to be his bride, or her family would go bankrupt! Sigrid had no choice but to say, yes. What's worse, it's just a contract marriage! But she didn't want this kind of fake love at all. Though she tried to get rid of him, she gradually discovered his charm and tenderness. Day by day, she got his endless love, and she became the apple of his eye. Maybe it would be fine to stay by his side. She thought so. But all of the sweetness ended on that day...she found the secret of their contract marriage...
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allOn the 999th time Mia Torres spent the night with her childhood friend, Liam Clarke, his passion remained as intense as ever. Her body was covered in kiss marks by the next morning, and even the slightest movement sent waves of soreness through her back and waist.The room still pulsed with the remnants of intimacy. He wrapped her in his slender arms, feeling the warmth in his embrace as he said casually, "Dress formally tomorrow. You're coming home with me."Mia was startled as she looked up at him, filled with hope.
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WerewolfWhen your husband kept cheating and you're finally divorced, you somehow had an ONS with your ex's single billionaire dad. When you two dated, you run into your ex and his gf, Ex: We're not getting back together even if you beg my father to talk to me. Dad: Son. Come meet your mom
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allSophie Patterson. Don't you dare walk away from me." Logan's menacing stare bore at me. I suddenly didn't feel drunk anymore. I sobered up quickly. "What, Logan? You're gonna tell me that you suddenly love me again? That you're here to sweep me off my feet? Please! I didn't need you all this time, and I don't need you now." He clenched his jaw, fisting his hands. "Enough. Stop being so damn stubborn. You know I do. I love you. I never stopped loving you, Sophie. It was always you."I left my hometown hoping to never see him again. I left with his baby still inside of me. Seven years after, and here I am again. Standing before him and a six-year-old wanting to know who his dad is, and asking me to marry him because everyone in his class but him and his best friend don't have a daddy. What am I supposed to do with all these feelings that are resurfacing? I'm realizing every day that I never got over him. I merely suppressed my feelings, and him telling me this now- in my face, just made things more complicated. This is book 2 of Loathing Logan.
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By: Anna KendraParanormal“You seem to have forgotten that you’re not marrying a commoner, Alina. You’re marrying the prince of all vampires, so look alive and get me some coffee.”Alina Deluca lives a normal life up in the Californian north. At least that’s what she makes the world believe. Locked within her hypnotizing emerald eyes are horrors she could never speak of, even if it killed her.Erick Stayton, the vampire prince, is her nightmare. To her, he was no more than a cold, savage predator that lusted for her blood and took away everything she had during that one traumatizing night four years ago. Problem is, she is bound to be his bride.Mustering every strength to set things right in her awry life, she gets embroiled in an ages-old feud and a struggle for power of mind-boggling proportions. Strangely enough, she finds herself connecting with Erick in ways she never knew she could. Suddenly, everything is not what it seems.Is Erick the heartless monster Alina makes him out to be? Will a vampire law made eons ago be the undoing of the whole vampire race? Will heated passion bloom in these bloodiest of times?
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allwhen you're a nerd and had a juicy night with the notorious bad boy.You're to find out the night was a game. He's dared to take your v card.Yrs later, you saw him, the rising hockey star, on a national tv show. When he’s asked why he's always single,Him: I'm waiting for my girl to accept my apology. Then he looked straight at the camera. You heard your name "Evie, I'm sorry. "In less than an hour, #foundevie is the hottest hashtag on social media...
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By: Amal AitallNikolai was facing me. Those full lips stretched into a wolfish grin, strong arms flexing at his side and those honey coloured eyes piercing through my soul. Gods, you really took your time with this one. He was so damn beautiful.I gulped and Nial skid to my left his hot body centimetres away from mine, his musky fresh scent enveloping me and those eyes. Those fucking brown eyes, warm and so full of love. His smooth skin glinting in the lit hallway just begging to be kissed and licked."Like what you see, Love?" Nikolai muttered, sensual and that accent did things to me. My pussy throbbed involuntarily shutting out any comprehensible bone in my body, my brain included.My cheeks burned for eyeing them so shamelessly and I slightly shifted on my feet bumping into Nadei's front making me blush even more."Love, we're going to kiss you, now."****Nineteen year old Sofia never had thought that her kindness was a bad thing. Always trying to help those in need and always doing it with a bright, beautiful smile on her face.She was the epitome of an angel to most.But one fateful night had changed everything in her life.After saving a strange handsome man, she found herself thrust into a whirlpool of desire and possession. The handsome turned out to be the most infamous, dangerous Russian Mafia.What's worse, there are more than one man that want her so much.Three Mafia brothers kidnapped their shared wife, and never wanna let her go.Will she successfully run away?
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allWhen 20-year-old rebellious heiress Selena Lowe wakes up, she realizes she has aged 17 years in a single night.On top of that, she's married to her childhood sworn enemy, Elijah Cole, and has three children with him.However, the most ridiculous thing about this entire situation is how Elijah criticizes her for being a bad mother when the doctors are fighting to save the life of their daughter, Louisa Cole.The only photo she has of Elijah is their wedding photo, which she's using as her phone wallpaper.Selena is missing a good chunk of her memories. She has Elijah blocked on Twitter. Her children fear and avoid her. Her old classmate, Jordan Shaw, appears out of the blue and confesses his undying feelings to her.Her temper explodes. She grabs Elijah's collar and yells, "Did you trick me into marrying you? You bastard! I refuse to play the role of your gilded wife any longer!"She didn't expect Elijah to grasp her wrist. His eyes are dark behind his glasses as he hisses, "Did you already forget? You're the one who forced me to marry you all those years ago."So, here comes the million-dollar question—did Selena force Elijah to marry her, or did he trick her?Can this wealthy and messy family of five even have fun anymore?
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