An Old Friend

Liam lost his shit by the time we drove into the parking lot of the pharmacy. “Fuck this. I don’t give two shits if this is your car. If I have to take another second of this motherfucking ear rape…” He leaned forward and switched off the Bluetooth. The sound automatically turned on over to my cell phone, resulting in Liam cursing even harder. “Fuck. Of!!” He snatched my phone and forced it off completely. I snorted a laugh, pulling the car into the parking space. “Come on, man. It’s not that bad,” I replied, watching him twitch in his seat. “It’s all for the sake of fun.” “I don’t fucking do fun,” he ground out. “And that’s not even fun. That’s fucking childish. Who the fuck snorts condoms?” “Have you seen the challenge where they fill a condom with water and dump it over their heads? It’s genius. You’re going to crack up.” I was lying. Just another dumb way to end up in hospital, but I was on a piss-off-Liam mission, and I wasn’t going to do it half-heartedly. He blinked at me as if