You Poor B*stard

"Mother!"  "Yo! You actually come back?" Benjamin was not angry. Looking at his mother, who in her pajamas, he said with a smile, "Are you going to sleep?" "What do you expect? Do you think I am waiting for you?" His mother snorted and rolled her eyes at him. Benjamin was amused, "I came back after staying aboard for a long time. Are you going to treat me in this way?" "What do you think? Should I prepare a sumptuous banquet for you? Or should I let off firecrackers to welcome you? Do you think you're an honoured guest?" "..." Benjamin's mother glared at him with annoyance, "Don't even think about it! Look at what you've done!" "What have I done?" Benjamin sat on the sofa and felt helpless. "Aren't you embarrassed to ask me?" His mother was even angrier as she spoke, "Look at how old you are! What are you going to do if you don't get married? Your father and I got married late. Look at you! Are you really going to get married when you're old?" "I'm busy, aren't I? You know that I have