Chapter 71)Keep It PG

I didn't actually read it on a fortune cookie, but I thought it would make it seem legit. Or at the very least offer some comedic relief. "Now let's go, you know how your mom gets when you're in the woods after dark." He scoffed at me, "I'm a big kid now. A man. She can't tell me what to do." I snorted, "Debatable." "She can't," he defended. "I meant the man part," I smirked. Am I doing this just to get a rise out of him? Yes. Is it childish? Yes. Am I gonna keep doing it? Yes. "Oh that's low. Very low." I giggled as we started leaving the cave. "Well, can you blame me? I haven't seen any evidence." I playfully turned my chin up. Any evidence other than his rock hard and beautifully sculpted abs, pecs, and biceps that activate my salivary glands on an alarming level. Well, and that one time I kneed him in the — "Oh you wan