Chapter 86

I lay in the bed, seemingly my prison now I was on strict bed rest. It was getting more than a little boring now. Tiresome. Repetitive. If this baby does not come out soon, I am going to start pushing and hope for the best. I don’t care if contractions have started or not. I will force the little bugger right out. I don’t think I could stretch anymore. And as much as I love my mate, he irritates me. Killing me with kindness. Not to mention stupidity. “Aww, does it hurt when the baby does this?” "When the baby pees inside of you, where does it go?" comments like that were becoming a regular occurrence, and I was running out of patience... though his favorite comment lately had been, “You know they say sex brings on labor…” Oh yeah, because I feel incredibly sexy right now! Oozing sex appeal from each and every pore... I am the size of a beached whale! I swear he brings that thing near me again anytime soon, and I will chop it off! It is because of that thing I am in this much discomfort