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“You know what I don’t like about today general... uhm Stuart?” Jane questioned him. “What’s that?” He asked, quite surprised. “You’re being too nice and it makes me worry.” She said. “Yesterday you were also being too nice... at least for a moment but.. consider this a “Thank you for saving me”. Please eat!” “Alright, just a bite... you know? Just incase...” Jane took precautions. “You know if I wanted to poison you, just a bite would be enough to do serious damage to your body. Why get a poison that’s not effective for your enemy. If you want to kill someone, make sure they can’t protect themselves.” Stuart insisted. “Whatever! Do you know if I poisoned the food you ate last night?” She responded back to him. “Hmm... very funny! You’re too cute to be a murderer but you know what they say? Evil girls have the prettiest face!” “Yeah right, I’m pretty, I know that.” She said. “Oh god... stop! Don’t spoil my words” he begged. “Whatever!” “You’re cute