No Wonder You Were Fooled, You Dumba*s

"I missed you so much Elizabeth!" Evelyn Wu said with a smile as she grabbed onto Elizabeth Liang, who had just come back to school, "Feels like it's been a lifetime since we last met! I'm like ten years older now!" Evelyn was one of Elizabeth's favorite classmates in A University, and a former roommate. She was a very petite and lovely girl. "Yeah, I've missed you too." Even though Elizabeth had gone through an unimaginably tumultuous week, at least she was finally back at school and seeing her only friend. That did lift her spirits up. Not counting the fact that it took her two hours to get here! "The dean is so freaking annoying, he said he was gonna make you write an apology letter for missing classes." Elizabeth smiled and said, "I'll just write it." "But seriously Elizabeth, what happened to you? You wouldn't tell me when I called you." Elizabeth lightly sighed and pretended to be unbothered. "Basically, I got dumped by Theodore and became a homeless wretch." "What? How did that