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Host: That does make some sense. So, Ethan, nothing happened? Me: No. Nothing happened except for that one brief make out moment, which was due to alcohol. Audience: *signing* Blame it on the alcohol. Emma: Linda knows, definitely, that she's lying. I love my fiance and I would stand by him through anything because he loves me too.' Me: That's right. This is the woman I love; the woman I intend to marry; and, Leslie, guess what? She's having my babies. Twins!' Host: Aw, congratulations to the both of you. That's tremendous news. Audience: Congratulations! Me: Thanks. Host: Well, that's all the time we have today, folks. And you've heard it from the man himself, Ethan Hollen, and his beautiful fiancee, and mother of his unborn twins, Emma Cole.' Audience: *Loud applause* Emma and I walked off stage. 'Thank you so much for coming and congratulations on the babies,' the show organizer said to us as we shook her hand. 'Thank you for having us,' Emma said and we made our way to