Chapter 89

However, things got even more bizarre. While Jeremy was asleep, Alexis had somehow managed to have someone move his couch—with him still on it—right outside their front door. She had shown no mercy by kicking him out in the middle of the night. In the end, he woke up on the front lawn, covered in mosquito bites. Jeremy still could not understand why Alexis wanted a divorce. All he remembered was that night a month ago, he had come home drunk, and Hillary had called while he was in the shower. Alexis had answered his phone since he had not taken it to the bathroom, and by the time he was done showering, she demanded a divorce. It seemed ridiculous—Hillary had only called to tell him he had left his jacket at Drunk on Love during a social event. Jeremy thought it was an insignificant matter, not something worth divorcing over. Soon, the loud music in the private room snapped him back to the present. Seeing Zachariah heading for the door, he called out, "Zach, you're really