Superman’s Lois

‘Protect yourself, you know what I’m saying?’ Giana stressed the first word. ‘I know, and I will. Thank you, Giana. You’re a good friend.’ ‘You have a good head on your shoulders. You know what you’re doing, so I’m not going to nag. Anyhoo, he seems to treat you nice enough.’ ‘What?’ ‘Last night, the way he showed up with guns blazing, rescuing the damsel in distress in the nick of time and swooping her up in his arms. With a cape, he could’ve been Superman. You know how much I love that scene where Superman saved Lois from falling from a helicopter. Just…oh wow.’ ‘Wait wait, slow down. What are you talking about?’ ‘I’m talking about you and Austyn. Don’t you remember? He saved you from the lecherous hands of Geoffrey before the man could… Speaking of which, the lecher’s gone. A co-worker called me this morning. Geoffrey’s fired. Not just fired, the boss gave him a good beating before canning his ass. Boss also told Geoffrey to leave town and never come back. I heard the fatso’s relate