What A Joke

‘What are you going to do?’ Giana asked. ‘Beat them to a pulp, of course!’ ‘Who are you going to beat up?’ Kira was foaming at the mouth. ‘I don’t care! Both of them! Him first!’ Giana locked both arms around Kira’s waist like a sumo wrestler and hauled her away from the door. ‘While I’m all for giving them their just punishment, I don’t think a beating is going to solve anything. For one, you can’t possibly overpower your husband. He’s a lot bigger and stronger than you.’ ‘I’ll use my nails! I’ll use my teeth!’ ‘Sure, sure. But he has those, too. And he has bigger fists and longer legs.’ ‘Giana, whose side are you on?’ ‘Yours, of course! I’m just trying to make sure you don’t do something you’ll regret later.’ This had always been the dynamic of their friendship. Whenever one of them was about to lose her cool, the other had to calm down and be the voice of reason. Kira was on the verge of tears. ‘Then what? I should just sit back and do nothing? Just watch them make a cuckold out of